CITIUS MAG Athlete of the Year – The Case For…Shelby Houlihan
2018 was the year Shelby Houlihan kicked the door down, smacked us in the face, and demanded our attention for the next 10 years.
Author: Dumb Flotrack
QUIZ: Yoko Ono Tweet, Alexi Tweet, or Lyric from “Burning Down the House” by Talking Heads?
Noticed a trend over the weekend while listening to “Burning Down the House” by the Talking Heads that all three of these things could be interchangeable.
A Comprehensive Ranking of the 2018 Boston Marathon Edition Shoes
We take a look at all of the special edition shoes released by New Balance, Saucony, Altra, Brooks, Adidas and more for the 2018 Boston Marathon.
Icarus Director Bryan Fogel Tests Positive for PEDs in Post-Oscars Ceremony Testing
“Icarus,” the 2018 Academy Award Winner for Best Documentary Feature, has been stripped of its award and been issued a four-year ban.
You can have my GPS watch when you pry it from my cold, dead hands
While some people chose to let go of their watch and run free on occasion, some of us feel an incredible emotional attachment to our GPS watch.
Is it better to stretch or roundhouse kick your teammate for a set of 10 before a meet?
You can submit questions on Twitter with the hashtag #askdumbflo or send us an email at [email protected] and hopefully we can change your life.
Column: Galen Rupp Racing Is No Longer A Big Deal
DumbFlotrack has a take for you. He doesn’t think Galen Rupp is worth watching anymore and he outlines the reasons why. Shout-out Shaun the Sheep.
How Do You Feel About A Tide Pod Mile?
Let me reiterate: If you put a Tide pod in your mouth, you’re an idiot and you deserve what’s coming to you so don’t even bother doing this
DumbFlotrack At The Movies: Remember The Goal
Reviewing “Remember the Goal”. A new movie about a cross country team at an all-girls private school with a new coach leading them them to states.
The $hark’$ Guide to Getting Rich Off of Per Diem
One day you’re going to graduate college and if you don’t know any better, you’re going to misuse that per diem in the future at a real job.
Malcolm’s Picks: Will someone run under two hours for the marathon? Our cat predicts
Will the men Nike has handpicked be able to run under two hours for 26.2 miles this weekend? This idiot cat and his hippie-haired owner have the answer.
DumbFloConfessions, Vol. 1
Users can submit their confessions weekly to @dumbflotrack. Use hasthag #DumbFloConfessions so that we can see your submission. If you’d like to be anonymous, DM @dumbflotrack, but still use the hashtag.
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