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December 30, 2018

CITIUS MAG Athlete of the Year – The Case For…Shelby Houlihan

2018 was the year Shelby Houlihan kicked the door down, smacked us in the face, and demanded our attention for the next 10 years.

May 13, 2018

QUIZ: Yoko Ono Tweet, Alexi Tweet, or Lyric from “Burning Down the House” by Talking Heads?

Noticed a trend over the weekend while listening to “Burning Down the House” by the Talking Heads that all three of these things could be interchangeable.

April 14, 2018

A Comprehensive Ranking of the 2018 Boston Marathon Edition Shoes

We take a look at all of the special edition shoes released by New Balance, Saucony, Altra, Brooks, Adidas and more for the 2018 Boston Marathon.

March 8, 2018

Icarus Director Bryan Fogel Tests Positive for PEDs in Post-Oscars Ceremony Testing

“Icarus,” the 2018 Academy Award Winner for Best Documentary Feature, has been stripped of its award and been issued a four-year ban.

January 31, 2018

You can have my GPS watch when you pry it from my cold, dead hands

While some people chose to let go of their watch and run free on occasion, some of us feel an incredible emotional attachment to our GPS watch.

January 29, 2018

Is it better to stretch or roundhouse kick your teammate for a set of 10 before a meet?

You can submit questions on Twitter with the hashtag #askdumbflo or send us an email at [email protected] and hopefully we can change your life.

January 26, 2018

Column: Galen Rupp Racing Is No Longer A Big Deal

DumbFlotrack has a take for you. He doesn’t think Galen Rupp is worth watching anymore and he outlines the reasons why. Shout-out Shaun the Sheep.

January 23, 2018

How Do You Feel About A Tide Pod Mile?

Let me reiterate: If you put a Tide pod in your mouth, you’re an idiot and you deserve what’s coming to you so don’t even bother doing this

January 3, 2018

DumbFlotrack At The Movies: Remember The Goal

Reviewing “Remember the Goal”. A new movie about a cross country team at an all-girls private school with a new coach leading them them to states.

November 9, 2017

The $hark’$ Guide to Getting Rich Off of Per Diem

One day you’re going to graduate college and if you don’t know any better, you’re going to misuse that per diem in the future at a real job.

May 5, 2017

Malcolm’s Picks: Will someone run under two hours for the marathon? Our cat predicts

Will the men Nike has handpicked be able to run under two hours for 26.2 miles this weekend? This idiot cat and his hippie-haired owner have the answer.

March 10, 2017

DumbFloConfessions, Vol. 1

Users can submit their confessions weekly to @dumbflotrack. Use hasthag #DumbFloConfessions so that we can see your submission. If you’d like to be anonymous, DM @dumbflotrack, but still use the hashtag.

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