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February 14, 2017

Haiku dump: A very running valentine’s

Our valentine is running every year, so we decided to get together as a staff and write a couple haikus. The poems took a very realistic look at our romance with running. Enjoy!

Running I love you
Even though I always try
Not to crap my shorts

Yeah I love running
I pooped in the woods today
How can’t you love that

Burden of running
Not quite outweighs the remorse
Of no run at all

Running through dead streets
Sweat sliding off my forehead
T.P. up my sleeve

Jogging too early,
before my bowels kick in
makes for a shit run.

Running gives you the
Right to poop fifteen feet from
Your friend in daylight

Have a great Tuesday, everyone.

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