By Ryan Sterner
March 1, 2017
The last time the world saw Usain Bolt, he captured his triple gold in Rio and was dancing his way (RIO STYLE) through our Snapchat feeds. If you didn’t pay attention to the Olympics, then your last memory may be Bolt getting himself ran over by a Segway scooter. Now, with only a handful of weeks before the kickoff of the 2017 outdoor season, outlets are reporting the notorious partier has turned a new leaf, adopting a stoic, monk-like demeanor entering what will be the final track season of his career.
Just kidding, he’s making Pokemon commercials in Japan.
Between this and his time at what I can only guess is the Gathering of the Juggalos, Bolt shows no signs of slowing down.
Discussion question: Do we think Usain Bolt knows what Pokemon are?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l7ETpcylnR4
Ryan Sterner
Hobby jogger and soup enthusiast whose work has appeared in a number of highly esteemed publications such as Flotrack, The Howard Lake Herald Journal and Ebaum's World. Currently a resident of Los Angeles, where he spends most of his time indoors.