Our valentine is running every year, so we decided to get together as a staff and write a couple haikus. The poems took a very realistic look at our romance with running. Enjoy!

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Running I love you
Even though I always try
Not to crap my shorts

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Yeah I love running
I pooped in the woods today
How can’t you love that

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Burden of running
Not quite outweighs the remorse
Of no run at all

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Running through dead streets
Sweat sliding off my forehead
T.P. up my sleeve

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Jogging too early,
before my bowels kick in
makes for a shit run.

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Running gives you the
Right to poop fifteen feet from
Your friend in daylight

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Have a great Tuesday, everyone.